Cold Topic #1
What's a cold topic? It's an off-topic. Something dPx doesn't usually write but something dPx wanted to show to his blogamagniacs. I must admit the last post really topped the pile. It even got me laughing as I typed. Don't ask me where they came from, because I don't know and I don't lie. It's just one of those days when anything comes, everything goes. Flow almost flawless, rythem almost killed me (Hey!!).
And hence the need for a cold topic. Laugh-till-you-peng-with-foam-coming-out-of-your-mouth stories take a ridiculous amount of effort and creativity. It saps the very last ounce of inspiration in the grey matter. And although dPx is ridiculously talented, he isn't ridiculously retarded to do this every week. "Who is he kidding? He is atrociously retarded from the very beginning!!"
Sighz, anyway the sheriff needs a break. He needs to plan his holiday. What could he freaking do in 3 months. Sit down here and blog all day, so that he can laugh to his own works every minute for 3 fucking months? Nah. I need objectives. Like earning a few millions during this holiday or getting GOLD in IPPT. Both are ridiculously impossible though. Let's see, what about learning to skydive so that there's a chance of me landing in Saddam Land and become a terrorist. Or learning to pole-dance in the clubs every night so that blogamaniacs puke, hate me and leave me? Or simply learn to cook so that I can poison myself and end my blogamaniacs' sufferings and stop the parents from hating me. Whatever it is, I seriously need to do something!
A Langkawi trip? Mr. Yellow jio-ed me last week and it got me drooling. But with who? "With me, of course. I'm the widely-celebrated Beach Boy," exclaimed Mr. Yellow. "Well, you can fuck off. Seriously, the only thing that you got relating to the beach is that your pee is as yellow as the sands," dPx replying, unable to resist taking a dig at the self-proclaimed. But a day or two at the beach sounds cool. But I'm scared of tsunami. Do they have one at Langkawi? I better check it out.
More likely, I will see myself going to Sengkang, watching soccer, playing Winning 11, and eating prata, all at the same time, every weekend. Although this is not bad, it certainly doesn't sound constructive. How about adding mahjong to it, so that I can shout Pong and Goal and Yum and Kelong, all at the same time. I might go crazy if I continue.
That's it for my cold topic.
Signing Off...
And hence the need for a cold topic. Laugh-till-you-peng-with-foam-coming-out-of-your-mouth stories take a ridiculous amount of effort and creativity. It saps the very last ounce of inspiration in the grey matter. And although dPx is ridiculously talented, he isn't ridiculously retarded to do this every week. "Who is he kidding? He is atrociously retarded from the very beginning!!"
Sighz, anyway the sheriff needs a break. He needs to plan his holiday. What could he freaking do in 3 months. Sit down here and blog all day, so that he can laugh to his own works every minute for 3 fucking months? Nah. I need objectives. Like earning a few millions during this holiday or getting GOLD in IPPT. Both are ridiculously impossible though. Let's see, what about learning to skydive so that there's a chance of me landing in Saddam Land and become a terrorist. Or learning to pole-dance in the clubs every night so that blogamaniacs puke, hate me and leave me? Or simply learn to cook so that I can poison myself and end my blogamaniacs' sufferings and stop the parents from hating me. Whatever it is, I seriously need to do something!
A Langkawi trip? Mr. Yellow jio-ed me last week and it got me drooling. But with who? "With me, of course. I'm the widely-celebrated Beach Boy," exclaimed Mr. Yellow. "Well, you can fuck off. Seriously, the only thing that you got relating to the beach is that your pee is as yellow as the sands," dPx replying, unable to resist taking a dig at the self-proclaimed. But a day or two at the beach sounds cool. But I'm scared of tsunami. Do they have one at Langkawi? I better check it out.
More likely, I will see myself going to Sengkang, watching soccer, playing Winning 11, and eating prata, all at the same time, every weekend. Although this is not bad, it certainly doesn't sound constructive. How about adding mahjong to it, so that I can shout Pong and Goal and Yum and Kelong, all at the same time. I might go crazy if I continue.
That's it for my cold topic.
Signing Off...
posted by dPx at 1:07 AM
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