dPx: A Preview

Hey, I'm back sooner than I had expected. I guess I'm weaker than I could have imagined. "Ey, don't weak leh!!" echoed the blurries and dreamies. "I'm not weak!! I am just bored!!" retorted Mr. dPx. I guess I do bored stuff whenever it's the exams period. Last semester, I was challenging myself to rounds of spider solitares. I set numerous targets to cure my boredom. It could be beating the clock challenge, or recording 3 wins in a row challenge, or a mix - recording 3 wins in a row in record time.

This semester, I have started blogging. Don't get me wrong though. I am getting the hang of it. I mean, blogging is the in thing at the moment. You hear geeks talking proudly of their blogs everywhere:

Geek 1: Check out my blog, dudes. It has a new look.
Geek 2: Oh, mine has a new music to it.
dPx: Well, I've got none.
Geek 1: Oh gosh, are you from Mars?
dPx: err..I'm from Moon but I do have one blog. Its suffering from a malnutrition of entries though. And I don't have a nice wallpaper to back it up. Neither do I have a stereo system that plays cool music as people read my shit.
Geek 2: Oh my, that's a pretty shitty piece of shit you have there. And I notice you don't have a message board or a guestbook or a friends list or a visitor counter or.. Oh god, that's not cool!!

There you have it, an uncool dPx. Oh heck, I seriously find my template alright (I took at least 10minutes to decide out of the 10 pathetic templates that Blogger has to offer, mind you!) But an uncool dPx could do with some help or advice though, so as to fit into the increasing hip (and spikes) society.

Before I end off again, allow me to introduce the star of this blog, Mr. dPx. dPx origninates from a certain JS and LJ. dPx certainly sounds cool, but not its full name, which is crude and well, crude. I supposed only crude stuff can come out of these two mouths, haha, but who cares about the 2 of them. The center of attraction of this blog is dPx and his brand of gibberish.

dPx happens to be knowledgable and is a Doctor in Thuganomics. A crude-and-swearing thug at heart, you could say that dPx is a faker since most of the time, he does not not portray his cruel self as much as he would like. But I guess everyone has their dark side.

Last words: You know who you are, you geekos!!

Signing off...