Have you ever...

...seen a pram mobile?

Was taking the NEL when I caught this ridiculously strange scene. A family of 5 was sitting opposite me. The husband is the typical Singaporean beer drinker while his wife looks like a maid from Sri Lanka. But anyway, they were legally married and were bringing their 3 kids along. These 3 kids were cramped inside this ridiculously modified pram that makes the bat mobile looks like a piece of shit.

This pram was locked to one of the railings by a LOCK. What's more, the kids were so heavily strapped inside with padlocks and stuff, that you thought this family was going skydiving. Or performing some David Copperfield's escape tricks. Yea, I said padlocks, for I SAW padlocks!!

How do you stuff 3 babies in one pram? Amazingly, 2 babies were stacked on top of one another in the main pram, while the third was nicely tucked away in a side pocket. When it's fucking time to leave the train, Mr. Beer Drinker stood up, unlocked the ultimate pram, detached the side pocket and viola, the side pocket had become his backpack.

The passengers looked on alarmingly, eyes wide, mouths open, at the transition. "What the.." all of us thought simultaneously. Strange family. Surprisingly the babies didn't cry one bit with all the strappings and padlocks on them. HA.