Midnight Club

I'm a midnight club racer. Yes, streets racers that are not legalised or recognised by the law. But we are too fast and too far to catch. Policemen would be spending their time more fruitfully by concentrating on people who jump queues at Singapore Pools, or people who shade using the pencils at Singapore Pools so hard that I can't shade anymore (Could S. Pools like use pens instead because they don't seem to sharpen the blunt-for-ages pencils anyway).

Anyway, that's beside the point. The point is, speed to me is of the essence. Speed is my livelihood. Speed's money! Seldom would you see us though. We are too fast, too furious. So fast you probably see and forget. But I'm here to remind, in case you are ever wondering, streets racers like us exist.

We ain't no F1 or GP drivers too. They are legalised. They have the fastest engines and windstream. But we don't want tobacco advertisements all over our body! It's a shame. We race in hot cleans suits that will get most girls drooling. Besides, we are STREET racers. Traffic everywhere. Banglas doing never-ending roadworks in our way. Jaywalkers. Red, green, amber. Not to say traffic police. It's one hellava challenge.

Rest easy, for we have skills equipped. You don't become a street racer by deciding to be one after you pass your Class 3. It's kinda inborned. Either you have it or you crave for it. We race and win and gain experience points that we put into skill points such as those below. What's the post, you ask. My post is to impart. My skills. God bless my skills.

SKILL #1 - ZONE
BRIEF - Ever reach a split at such fucking speed that you could never make up your mind about which way to go? Introduce Zone, the ability to control time around you within 5 metre radius, allowing you to maneuver through the smallest of spaces. Activate Zone and everything goes slow, except your mind that is to say. Make full use. It's the difference between going in the right direction and of course, the wrong one.

SKILL #2 - ROAR
BRIEF - Rushing for a meeting that you are supposed to be there 5 minutes ago? Or a 'you-can-fuck-off-if-you-are-late" date which is supposed to take place in 5 seconds time? But hell, of all time a traffic jam that makes you curse and swear and sweat over for a legitimate excuse. No more worries though. With Roar, you could simply roar the whole jam miles away. It's basically a huge sound wave that blows the traffic ahead out of your way, allowing you to rush through without slowing down, unscathed.

SKILL #3 - AGRO
BRIEF - What's more frustrating than that split second you know you are going to hit your brand new car (or wife, some may call it), and of all things, into a rock solid army vehicle? Enter Agro. This makes your baby impervious to damage for an amazing 5 seconds. What's more, the army vehicle gets knocked into no man's land by the sudden strength of your wheelie. Well done, you can now laugh at SAF's mediocrity once again.

We have given back to society what they have given us in the first place. Learn these well, and be grateful to us. HA.

Disclaimer: These are not my inventions. Don't go ooohh and awww about my talents while reading it. Although I have an awesome talent, unfortunately these are NOT my creation. Heh.