How The Mighty Has Fallen

The fall from grace is well, never graceful. And never could it be. The sight of seasoned winners like Keane, Neville, Scholes and Giggs being among the guards of honour to welcome the new champions is heart-wrenching to say the least. Personally, I can't be bothered though.

The Red Devils simply had too much talk, and if anything comes cheap, it's Alex Ferguson's brand of dua-paoing. "There is nothing between us and Chelsea." Well there is. It's a mammoth 20pts between you and Mr. Jose. It's now 6 games between you and Mourinho, but sadly, you have never come out on top. And probably never will. SIR Alex could certainly save himself some stick by ending his cheap talk, at least from me. Ha.

To form a guard of honour at your very own Theatre of Dreams? What were you thinking, Mr. Alex-who-has-won-it-all? Pride saving? Show of sportsmanship? I wish it was Arsenal yesterday. And you would be seeing foul faces all around Old Trafford instead. Or is he trying to forge a new alliance with the special one, in order to gear himself up against his old nemisis? Or trying to do some bootlicking in order to get Scott Parker or Alexi Smertin on loan to puff up his diminishing central midfield? Conspiracy everywhere. I smell a fish.

Talking about the mighty, the mighty has indeed fallen. At Ikea to be precise. Shan't elaborate much more because me no Sir Alex. HA. I go quiet when its shameful. Unlike him. May the 4 eyewitnesses stay loyal forever. God Bless You. dPx stays grateful. Amen.

Signing off.